the pillsbury dip shit

webkinzpossum:

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docileandlazy:

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

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coughloop:

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cursedpinterest:

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capnsaltsquid:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

???????????

… I can’t be the only one seeing this.

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aetheryi:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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catmask:

catmask:

getting a muscle tank that shows off my top surgery scars is awesome also astoundingly someone thought i was straight today despite literally smacking my boyfriends calf, biting him and calling him baby all within the span of 10 minutes

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legend-tripper:

teathattast:

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femmedesyeuxnoirs:

Me after i gaze upon Medusa’s vile image

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elekid:

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huffylemon:

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hungwy:

Sorry for the wait. Thr assassin should be here to kill and murder you any time now

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kira-kui-n:

ok thats enough sun now. turn that temperature down brother

(via fishgirlautism)

swan2swan:

bananonbinary:

just saw a “period typical homophobia” tag on a fic set in the early 2000s and like…you arent wrong but jesus things changed fast huh

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fuckyeahanarchistposters:

“Bodily autonomy for all, by any means necessary”

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